If yer gonna be dumb, ya gotta be tough...

One more reason why I no longer answer the phone when the dopey kid calls me.



To quote the prophet Lewis Black: "Don't think about that too long or BLOOD will shoot out of your nose..."

Also, please note that the person who wrote this paper did so in April of 2006, and grad-gee-ated college with a degree in the Culinary Arts 2 months later. I should be weeping with disappointment, but I just can't stop laughing.